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sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

(Source: yuckier)

Semi-Final Two

This semi-final had SO MUCH MORE VARIETY! LOVED IT!

Favourites for this one:

• Greece. IF GREECE DOESN’T DO WELL I WILL PUNCH FACES. SWAG.
• Israel. You surprised me girl.
• Azerbaijan. SYMBOLISM! THAT MADE SENSE!!
• San Marino. Because I needed to flesh out this list. 

Greece is DEFINITELY my favourite of the competition. Along with Ireland. 

TEAM GREECE AND/OR GREECE.

Romania

I see sparkles - I SEE DRACULA DAVID BOWIE MEETS DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS WARLOCK IN SPARKLES.

I - I genuinely have no words for this.

It’s like …Campy Lord of Darkness and his minions dancing to seduce the innocents?

And it works?

I

Have no idea

What just happened.

I am jokeless.

No jokes ever. 

Jokes are dead.

They were lost in his falsetto.

Switzerland

…SHOULD A NINETY-FIVE YEAR OLD BE EXPOSED TO THAT MANY STROBE LIGHTS?!?!

IS THERE AN EMERGENCY CREW OFF-STAGE?!

Don’t worry guys, the singer is checking on him, he’s still good. She’s an aged care worker, she’s got this.

…Do you think she snuck him out of the nursing home to get to rehearsals? That’s adorable.

You are all wearing VERY tight jeans. 

This is just like Glee. Singing to one another, the ‘side-character’ who should be the main focus, the old person pretending to be a teenager.

(Ily Switzerland)

Albania

Well it’s that other school band that they DON’T let play at school assembly because they insist on a smoke machine and their creepy uncle plays lead.

I have hair like that in the morning too.

Lead-guitar has a very tight scarf around his neck. Is this Van Helsing and Dracula in an alternate universe where they reconcile their differences and become a punk band?

Israel

My immediate reaction was “I hate that dress.”

And then

“I love this song.”

And now I’m a little into the icy-rock-Queen vibes she’s giving me.

Hungary

Well this seems like a charming triumverate of bros.

Hipster, young urban bros.

I am … underwhelmed. Like the hairdresser who worked on the guitarists hair and got board halfway through. It started off so promisingly and then the bristly nature of it just got uncomfortable and blah.