Oh-So-Dramatical-Piratical-Ecstatical
bookworm, wannabe-writer, wannabe-performer, wannabe-wannabe, musicals, apple pie, Harry Potter, Nerdfighter, ribbons, snowflakes, knee-socks, reality, pearls, Marilyn Monroe, nail-polish
I can't even all the time.
I'm all drama and no red carpet
And that's perfect for me
I can't even all the time.
I'm all drama and no red carpet
And that's perfect for me
Nov 6 '11
★
NaNo
- Me: Oh my God I want to punch my writing in the face
- Jacqui: Well that's awkward because I want to make out with it. So, you know
- Jacqui: Don't do that
- Me: You won't when you read this
- Jacqui: baby
- Jacqui: I will take your writing out on a date
- Jacqui: I will cook your writing a delicious meal
- Me: No but like
- Jacqui: We will watch the F*** out of The Notebook and I will let your writing cry on my shoulder
- Me: This is my writing when it was in Primary School
- Jacqui: And then I will seduce your writing
- Me: And it still had puppy fat and wonky front teeth
- Jacqui: And we will have novellas
- Jacqui: By which I mean babies
- Me: And then it got hot inexplicably by the end of highschool
- Jacqui: STOP MIXING METAPHORS TO MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A PEDOPHILE!
